we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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