Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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