that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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