What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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