That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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