No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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