I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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