xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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