We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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