So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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