but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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