WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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