i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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