hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
