ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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