you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I need help removing her.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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