white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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