...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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