Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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