You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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