I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm at about main and main street
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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