The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
a search helicopter?!
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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