Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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