just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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