walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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