feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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