i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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