you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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