You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize