make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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