talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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