I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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