So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Randomize
