Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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