shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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