ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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