I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Randomize
