dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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