I'm really into asian looking animals
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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