seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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