I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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