So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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