i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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