At least make sure they are 18
Why
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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