Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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