just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Randomize
