Don't you send me to vm
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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