I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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