brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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