I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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