Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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