your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
