I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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