I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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