i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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