Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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