What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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