her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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